Sunday, April 29, 2012

My heart done got stolen

So I got engaged. (hold for applause) I knew our love was meant to be, the kind of love that lasts forever. That last line was from a Peter Cetera Song. 80's love songs inspire me. So I got The Police involved, not the band, the actual police. Heres the story...

Int./Bradys Apt./Day.

Brady Walks through the front door, Ring in pocket. Sara is sitting talking to his room mate, waiting.

                                                                     Brady
                                Hello Sara. Great to see you. I'm hungry, lets go eat food.

                                                                     Sara
                                         Hello Brady. Good idea, I'm hungry as well.

Brady and Sara get in his car and drive to get Sushi. Brady's arm pits are sweating.

                                                                     Sara
                                               We should eat our food in the park!

Brady smiles in his mind because this was all a part of his genius plan.

                                                                     Brady
                                                        Great idea Sara! (Wink)

After eating their delicious sushi in the park it starts to get dark. They listen to classic 80's love songs on Pandora while cuddling on a blanket. Listening to such songs as, Lionel Ritchie-Stuck on you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1rQHSOak0Y

At that moment a bright flashlight shines in their faces, ruining their romantic evening.

                                                                Officer Kurt
                                                   Excuse me. The park is closed.

Brady and Sara stand up startled and confused (though Brady was pretending to be startled and confused). It's a police officer with a chippy attitude, uh oh.

                                                                    Brady
                                             Sorry, we didn't know the park was closed

                                                                 Officer Kurt
                                                  I'm gonna need to see some ID.

Brady quickly grabs his ID. While Sara, now visibly nervous realizes she doesn't have her ID with her as she left it at Brady's apartment.

                                                                        Sara
                                              I don't have my ID. Is that ok?

Officer Kurt looks annoyed.

                                                                  Officer Kurt
                                   I'm gonna need your full name, address and phone number.

Sara quickly gives him her information and looks at Brady with a puzzled look as the officer jots down the information.

                                                                  Officer Kurt
                                         All right, I'm gonna be right back, don't you move.

Officer Kurt walks away to talk on his radio. Sara is visibly nervous.

                                                                        Sara
                                           It's only nine, I swear the park closes at eleven.

                                                                        Brady
                                              Ya, I don't know, thats really weird. (wink)

Officer Kurt returns moments later, with a stern look on his face.

                                                                  Officer Kurt
                                               Sara, can I talk to you for a moment.

Sara looks at Brady with alarm in her face and walks towards the police officer. Nervously shaking.

                                                                  Officer Kurt
                                     It's been reported that you were involved in a theft.

Sara goes pale.

                                                                         Sara
                                                     What? Me? I don't understand?

Sara looks at Brady again. He pretends to be concerned. Sara then pees her pants.

                                                                          Sara
                                                           I haven't stolen anything.

                                                                    Officer Kurt
                                        It's been reported that you stole Brady's heart.

Sara has a confused, scared, frightened, happy, shocked, surprised, angry, love struck and emotional look on her face. She turns around to see Brady on one knee with a golden ring in his hand.

                                                                     Brady
                                         Sara...Cynthia..Johnson, Will you Marry me?

Sara breaks out in a big smile and pees just a little bit more. Officer Kurt fires his guns in the air like a cowboy. (not really)

                                                                      Sara
                                                                   ...Yes...

Brady puts the ring on her finger and they hug and kiss. Officer Kurt pats them on the back.

                                                                 Officer Kurt
                                        I gotta go guys, there is a big drug bust I gotta go to.

                                                                      Brady
                                                                Thanks Kurt!

Brady and Sara are then bombarded by Brady's sister and niece who were filming and taking pictures the whole time in the bushes. They smile and kiss some more, then go text everybody they know the good news.


    
                                                       The end. Of dating that is.

                                                         Marriage time suckas!


Yes that is how I engaged my beautiful Sara. Here is a pic moments after the police officer nearly arrested her.



I hope you guys like how I proposed to Sara. I think it will be a fun story for decades to come. Can't wait to be a husband to her. She is gonna be a great wifey.

She is my dream girl, but better, she's real.